Knife beats human and dinosaur!

Isn't waiting on a job callback fun?

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday Ben.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgtycOzt61w&feature=related

This is a lot of white space staring at me....

I bet you're expecting me to fill it with my day, feelings, or musings of some sort.

Well, too bad.

I'm with-holding, look at me, getting off.

Does any one besides Ben get that reference?

Does Ben even get that reference?

He should.

I don't know really.

I hope so.

It kinda seems like a weird comment out of context.

But then again, as Paul would tell you, context ruins every thing,

That brings me to my next subject: Cankles. Extreme Cankles.

Not really though. Hell, I just tried to spell that four different ways.

All of them were wrong.

Does anyone know how to spell it?

I offer a fabulous prize.

Sex.

With me.

Note that this only applies if you are my Girlfriend.

Which isn't most of you.

There are quite a few moods to pick from.

I guess I'm bitchy.

It is the only thing that goes with my "DJ Girl" theme.

That theme is the only one which I feel fully expresses me.

"DJ Girl"

Four hours until I have to get up and go to Minot.

I probably sleep in the car I guess.

Or not,

I don't know yet.

How should I end this monumental first post.

Maybe really lengthy with a huge signature?

Maybe really abruptly?

I'm really not sure....

I know!

Let's have a con